February 2012
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Super-Sexy Seinfeld Slash Fiction
This post is XXX Adults Only! Our friend was writing an article about slash-fiction, so we wrote him this Seinfeld parody. Feel free to close the drapes and turn on some mood music. Jerry: What’s the deal with female ejaculation? Elaine: I don’t know. I’ve never “drained the lady vein,” if you know what I mean. Have you ever turned a woman into Ol’ Faithful? Jerry: Unfortunately,...
Feb 9th
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Monster Movie Marathon
Dave: I’ve been meaning to do this since October. These are mash-ups of horror movies and Seinfeld characters. Here is the annotated version. The gang is isolated in Antarctica. An alien life form can copy any human body perfectly. Soon, paranoia drives them apart. No one survives. The Thing Kramer gets into taxidermy. Elaine steals money from Mr. Pitt. When she hides at Kramer’s...
Feb 2nd
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